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i just watched spring breakers for the first time
and now i am like
woah

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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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997:

why did i wake up

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nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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